mychemicaltoast:

*runs into room* YOU TREAT ME JUUST LIIIKE *rips down ceiling fan* ANOOTHER STRAANGERRR *kicks chair* WELL ITS NICE *punches you in the face* TO MEET YOU SIR *knees you in the crotch* I GUESS I’LL GO *snaps your neck* I’LL BEST BE ON MY WAY OUT *walks away with explosion behind me*

(via im-a-paramonster)