You don’t understand how much I want to go to the iHeartRadio music festival this year. Paramore, One Direction, Taylor Swift, and NOW 5 Seconds of Summer. I’m actually looking at tickets to Las Vegas…
BECAUSE WHEN IS THE NEXT TIME ALL MY FAVES ARE GOING TO BE PERFORMING AT THE SAME PLACE?!
I don’t even care if I go alone. Oh my gosh, get this idea out of my head.
there are two types of cute
"aw how adorable" cute
"aw i want to make out with you holy shit" cute
and my goal is to be both of them
- mom: can you do this chore for me?
- me: *doesn't do it within 0.2 seconds*
- mom: *does it for you*
- mom: why can't you ever be responsible
My little sister is a really pretty girl and she gets dick pics all the time from annoying boys, so being the girl she is, she started using them as blackmail.
She now has about 30 boys doing her bidding because one stepped out of line and she got someone to print out 500 copies of the photo and mailed it to his family.
My sister is 16 and she’s running a black mail Mafia.
She’s going places.